So, my attempts at being as french as possible have often failed miserably. I’ve lowered my speaking volume, I’ve form-fitted my wardrobe, I’ve learned enough bad words as to not break into english when I, say, slam my fingers in a door, but to no avail… I’m still not fooling anyone. But now, I have a plan.
Let’s face it… cheese has quite the importance in France. Hell, a favorite quote in these parts is that of Charles de Gaulle, who once said “how can one govern a nation with 246 types of cheese?” And so, I intend to transform myself into a true (or nearly true) fran