A lot of people, upon finding out they are pregnant, feel the need to read every single book, article, or document ever written on the subject of pregnancy, child rearing, breast feeding, etc.  They take their birthing classes with glee, enthusiastically ask questions during their hospital visit, and make practice runs getting to the hospital […]

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Two weeks ago our son, Liam, decided it was time to make his way into the world.  Two weeks of sleep deprivation can lead to a fair amount of personal reflection (although the quality of said reflection is surely debatable).  Here are some of the highlights:
 First births are not like on tv.
Or so they say.  […]

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Two teenagers on their way to high school are discussing an upcoming concert.  The girl has a patch on her bag for the band in question.
Girl: My ticket for Indochine sucks, but oh well.
Boy: Oh yeah?  Where is it at?
Girl: On the floor, but back further.  But I’m pretty small so when morons go to […]

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